🎢 “You Must Be This Tall to Board This Ship!” – Pirate Ride Mascot Design Tank Top

“Ahoy there, landlubber!” says the happiest little pirate ship you’ve ever seen. With a grin as wide as the ocean and a measuring stick in hand, he’s here to crush dreams and chart seas. If ye ain’t tall enough to ride, ye ain’t tall enough to sail! A perfect shirt for theme park goers, pirate fans, and anyone who’s ever been this close to the height line. Anchors aweigh—unless you’re still growing. 🏴‍☠️

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