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🍺 “Old Enough to Drink Grog” – Fantasy Pirate Drinking Humor Socks

$13.25
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Raise yer mugs, mates! If ye be old enough to drink grog, ye be old enough to cause some trouble. Whether you’re celebrating your first ale in the tavern or just vibing like a battle-worn bard, this design is a perfect toast to fantasy revelry. Great for D&D players, pirate lovers, or anyone who knows the value of a strong drink and a good story. Bottoms up! 🍻

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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